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Arm Wrestle for the Prize

on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 06:45


Top Four Ads

on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 19:03

Funny and predictable:






Car Salesman Vents on Live TV

on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 09:29

During the late 60's, most television programs and commercials were live. There were no "pre-recorded" programs. There were some obvious problems with this method. No "retakes" and "bloopers" were a regular occurrence. This is no blooper! This guy was just VERY upset with his boss, and told it like he thought it was. What a great job of ad libbing. He never misses a beat while the camera man is just about to lose it. The commercial got on the air... but only once. We have to assume he quit right after the commercial -- one way or another.

Doritos Commercial

on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 08:19

Great ad:


Some Funny Ads

on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 08:09

Classic sexy household product presentation:

Sapporo beer ad with amazing production values (award-winning):

Humour Me second round

on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 21:39

Why I am learning social media:

In the not too distant future, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super time-wasting website called.......


Card player wins the girl; but how?:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.....See If They Slow Down.
2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3.Every Time Someone Asks YouToDo Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.
4.Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write'ForMarijuana.
6.Skipdown the hallRather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
7.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.
9.Sing Along At The Opera.
10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because Youhave a headache.
11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
12.When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot,
Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Have you found G-d?

There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, my name is Michael Phillips and I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me; I've never gotten this far before."

Live it up this October:

There are several unusual things about the year 2011, and they happen in every 823 Years. According to Chinese Feng Shui, these particular years are known as Moneybags.

1. In 2011 we have experienced and are going to experience four unusual dates:1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.
2. Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born. Then add the age you will be this year. The result will be 111 foreveryone. (For example - Harry was born in 1958, and 58 + 53 = 111 )
3. In October 2011, there will be 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and5 Saturdays.
This happens only every 823 years so live it up.


Humour Me - First Round

on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 21:30

Love at first glance conquers matter:

Three Tenors in training:

When I am rich I want.......Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with pallets of sod.

                           "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.
                           "Do what?" asked Blonde #2.

                           “Send my lawn out to be cut.”

Dawg gone;  real gone:

Play Ball and eat ice cream; now! :  Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of the
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.One day Betty said, 'Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me o ne favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.' Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, 'Betty, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.'
Shortly after that, Bertha passed on. A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Betty, Betty.'
'Who is it', asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'
'Betty -- it's me, Bertha.'
'You're not Bertha. Bertha just died.'
'I'm telling you, it's me, Bertha,' insisted the voice.
'Bertha! Where are you?'
'In heaven,' replied Bertha. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.'
'Tell me the good news first,' said Betty.
'The good news,' Bertha said, 'is that there's women's softball in heaven. Better yet,all of our old buddies who died before me are here,too. Even better than that, we'reall young again. Better still, it'salways Springtime and itnever rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, andwe never get tired.'
'That's fantastic,' said Betty. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?'

'You're pitching Tuesday.'